While we think that everyone should be proud of their sex toy collection, there are some occasions when discretion is required. Maybe you live with your family, you have nosy roommates, or you travel a lot and have to pass through airport security.
Whatever your reasons, sometimes it’s nice to own a few toys that are discreet and unassuming. There’s a time and place for that huge veiny dildo or realistic vagina, so don’t worry about missing out on the good stuff. However, sometimes it’s a good thing when your sex toys can easily pass for something else.
When looking for discreet sex toys, it’s important to put function over design. There’s little sense in holding on to a toy that doesn’t get the job done, so we’ve selected the best discreet sex toys that are guaranteed to help you climax every time.
There are a few ways a sex toy can be discreet. The thing most people think about is what it looks like. Many toys can be disguised as other things, so you can carry them around with you without worrying that anyone will spot them. A great example of this would be a bullet vibe that looks like lipstick. You could keep this in your bag and no one would be any the wiser – unless they open it up.
Another way that a toy can be discreet is in the sound it makes when you’re using it. While we all love a deep, rumbling vibrator, sometimes you need something a little quieter. A whisper-quiet or silent vibrator is perfect for those living in close proximity to others.
If you’re looking for discreet vibrators for women, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some of our favourite vibes that won’t raise any eyebrows if they’re spotted in your bag or around the house.
To the untrained eye, this looks like any other lipstick, but open up the lid and you’ll find a little pocket rocket vibe. The Naughty Bits Bad Bitch Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator is a rechargeable vibrator that offers 10 speeds to explore. Rechargeable vibes are great while travelling, as you’ll never have to go hunting for batteries again. The firm head is tapered like lipstick, offering pinpoint precision to your intimate regions.
What’s that in the bathroom? Just an innocent rubber duck… or is it? The I Rub My Duckie 2.0 Classic Massager Yellow is a unique and discreet vibrator that offers 7 vibration patterns. It’s ideal for use in the bath or shower as it’s completely waterproof. You can also rest assured that the motor is whisper quiet, so no one will be any the wiser.
From the outside, this looks like a headphone case, but open it up and you’ll find an incredible clitoral suction vibrator. The Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Vibrator is sleek and discreet, the ideal choice for a business traveller who doesn’t want to leave their toys at home. It offers 11 pressure wave programmes and is completely silent, so you don’t have to worry about letting anyone know what you get up to.
Leave the realistic vagina at home and try these travel-friendly and discreet sex toys. No one will be any the wiser about what you get up to. Men don’t have to miss out on the action, and there are plenty of discreet sex toys to keep them occupied.
The entire Fleshlight range is designed to look like a flashlight when the cap is on. The Fleshlight Flight Pilot Masturbator is a sleek and discreet masturbator with a unique textured tunnel that will provide endless pleasure. This particular model was designed specifically to be smaller and more discreet than previous models.
This unassuming little toy is discreet and completely silent. To the untrained eye, it could be anything, but you’ll know that the interior of this marshmallow-soft masturbator is filled with pleasure ridges to help you reach climax every time. The Lola Marshmallow Sweety Lavander Masturbator offers a soft and plush outside so you can control the pressure and tightness.
Perhaps the most discreet sex toy of all, cock rings are ideal for helping to stay harder for longer. This 3 Piece Rubber Ring Set includes 3 different-sized rings, so you can increase the intensity by choosing a tighter ring as your desire grows. A cock ring can easily be slipped into your luggage or kept on your bedside table. They are the perfect discreet sex toy for men.
